Announcing the Take A Pun, Leave A Pun program
The process is simple – add your favorite pun as a comment below with a link to your web page. If the pun is good I will insert it into the article including your link to your web site. That’s it! Enjoy the bad puns on this page and make sure to leave one for others to enjoy!
I called the hotel operator and she said, “How can I direct your call?” I said, “Well, you could say ‘Action!’, and I’ll begin to dial. And when I say ‘Goodbye’, then you can yell ‘Cut!’”
I like cottage cheese. That’s why I want to try other dwelling cheeses, too. How about studio apartment cheese? Tent cheese? Mobile home cheese? Do not eat mobile home cheese in a tornado.
I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, “Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don’t fall asleep or I will tip you over!”
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to reading blogs along comes yet another post filled with truly awful jokes, puns and one-liners. If it helps, think of this as a “health and wellness” page since laughing is so important to feeling great! Enjoy
Everyone needs a little humor in their lives and I am sure you will agree that much of what is here barely qualifies! My friends and I have enjoyed sending each other pain through the effective use of very bad puns. When life is starting to get too serious, stop by and read a few.
If you find one you like while reading at work and want to tell your family when you get home, be careful you don’t carry it too far. Those with shorter commutes should be okay 
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