Take A Pun, Leave A Pun

I love ewe Announcing the Take A Pun,

 Leave A Pun program

The process is simple – add your favorite pun as a comment below with a link to your web page. If the pun is good, er, I mean bad (the worse the better, I’m talking about bad puns that not only make you roll your eyes but can cause physical pain – truly bad puns) I will insert it into the article including your link to your web site. That’s it! Enjoy the bad puns on this page and make sure to leave one for others to enjoy!

See things as you want them to be

How can you make your dream come true, if you don’t have one?

Visualize your goals and your subconscious will begin to work toward making your mental pictures come true.

You’ll gradually grow into any condition you desire, provided you adjust your mental attitude to mirror the person who corresponds to those conditions.

The fire of life is desire

It is all about learning to love
If you want something badly enough, you’re sure to get it.

Your desires will in time externalize themselves into concrete fact.

You always have enough time

Your dilemma goes deeper than having a shortage of time, it’s basically a problem of priorities.Most people leave undone those things that should be done, while they do things that they shouldn’t be doing

Set priorities for your goals.

Success is closer than you think

Every situation, properly perceived, becomes an opportunity. But you have to act on them if you’re going to be successful.
Distant pastures always look greener than those close at hand, but real opportunities are right where you are.
You must simply take advantage of them when they appear.

Social Media Jokes – Infographic

Special thanks to James Reynolds for this awesome infographic!

We all spend a lot of time immersed in social media these days, either perusing other people’s lives on Facebook, drooling with jealousy on Instagram or endlessly pondering how best to capture a moment in a 140 character Tweet. It’s pretty easy to get a little weighed down and to start taking it all a bit too seriously, which is why these social media jokes are great for lightening the mood.

Winning in small business with social media

Social Media Can Be OverwhelmingFacebook, Twitter, YouTube, MySpace, Squidoo, the list goes on and on. Social media is still hot and people will tell you that if you are not in on social media your business will suffer. It may seem like everyone has a Facebook fan page these days and you may be feeling left out. Before you start diving in and shelling out the cash with an “expert” or buy a “system” that will “do all the work for you” there are some key actions you should do first to ensure you come out a winner in the social media arena.

Life is made up of a series of experiences

Each one will make you stronger, even though it may be hard for you to realize it at the time.

Life is your classroom in which you’re being tested, tried, and passed.

Always try to stay in the midst of life and activity.

Don’t isolate yourself from the action.

Your character develops itself in the stream of life.

The courage to begin

The courage to begin separates dreamers from achievers.

Your difficulty and the difficulty of everyone who ever desires to achieve anything worthwhile comes in the movement.

Monty Python Poems

Horace Poem By Monty Python

Much to his Mum and Dad’s dismay
Horace ate himself one day.
He didn’t stop to say his grace,
He just sat down and ate his face.
“We can’t have this his Dad declared,
“If that lad’s ate, he should be shared.”

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