Announcing the Take A Pun,
Leave A Pun program
The process is simple – add your favorite pun as a comment below with a link to your web page. If the pun is good, er, I mean bad (the worse the better, I’m talking about bad puns that not only make you roll your eyes but can cause physical pain – truly bad puns) I will insert it into the article including your link to your web site. That’s it! Enjoy the bad puns on this page and make sure to leave one for others to enjoy!
It is all about learning to love
If you want something badly enough, you’re sure to get it.
Your desires will in time externalize themselves into concrete fact.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to reading blogs along comes yet another post filled with truly awful jokes, puns and one-liners. If it helps, think of this as a “health and wellness” page since laughing is so important to feeling great! Enjoy
Punny One Liners:
- When an agnostic dies, does he go to the “great perhaps”?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car?
- Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
- If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2
- If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
This is an inscription on the tomb of an Anglican Bishop in Westminster Abbey:
When I was young and free and my imagination had no limits, I dreamed of changing the world.
As I grew older and wiser I discovered the world would not change –
So I shortened my sights somewhat and decided to change only my country,
but it too seemed immovable.
How can you make your dream come true, if you don’t have one?
Visualize your goals and your subconscious will begin to work toward making your mental pictures come true.
You’ll gradually grow into any condition you desire, provided you adjust your mental attitude to mirror the person who corresponds to those conditions.
Your dilemma goes deeper than having a shortage of time, it’s basically a problem of priorities.Most people leave undone those things that should be done, while they do things that they shouldn’t be doing
Set priorities for your goals.
Every situation, properly perceived, becomes an opportunity. But you have to act on them if you’re going to be successful.
Distant pastures always look greener than those close at hand, but real opportunities are right where you are.
You must simply take advantage of them when they appear.
Special thanks to James Reynolds for this awesome infographic!
We all spend a lot of time immersed in social media these days, either perusing other people’s lives on Facebook, drooling with jealousy on Instagram or endlessly pondering how best to capture a moment in a 140 character Tweet. It’s pretty easy to get a little weighed down and to start taking it all a bit too seriously, which is why these social media jokes are great for lightening the mood.