Here are some gems from the late, great Mitch Hedberg

I called the hotel operator and she said, “How can I direct your call?” I said, “Well, you could say ‘Action!’, and I’ll begin to dial. And when I say ‘Goodbye’, then you can yell ‘Cut!’”
I like cottage cheese. That’s why I want to try other dwelling cheeses, too. How about studio apartment cheese? Tent cheese? Mobile home cheese? Do not eat mobile home cheese in a tornado.
I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, “Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don’t fall asleep or I will tip you over!”

Very Bad Puns

The puns, they are so bad! Please help!

Everyone needs a little humor in their lives and I am sure you will agree that much of what is here barely qualifies! My friends and I have enjoyed sending each other pain through the effective use of very bad puns. When life is starting to get too serious, stop by and read a few.

If you find one you like while reading at work and want to tell your family when you get home, be careful you don’t carry it too far. Those with shorter commutes should be okay 🙂

Monty Python Poems

Monty Python, or The Pythons, is the collective name of the creators of Monty Python’s Flying Circus, a British television comedy sketch show that first aired on the BBC on 5 October 1969. A total of 45 episodes were made over four series. However, the Python phenomenon developed from the original television series into something much greater, in scope & impact: it spawned touring stage shows, four films, numerous albums, several books & a spin-off stage musical—as well as launching the members on to individual stardom. Many of us grew up laughing to Monty Python. I have posted some hard to find and select funny poems by the immortal Monty Python

Quotes by Douglas Adams English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 – 2001)

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which. He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife. Humans are not proud of […]

Even More Bad Puns

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to reading blogs along comes yet another post filled with truly awful jokes, puns and one-liners. If it helps, think of this as a “health and wellness” page since laughing is so important to feeling great! Enjoy

Take A Pun, Leave A Pun

Announcing the Take A Pun, Leave A Pun program
The process is simple – add your favorite pun as a comment below with a link to your web page. If the pun is good I will insert it into the article including your link to your web site. That’s it! Enjoy the bad puns on this page and make sure to leave one for others to enjoy!

Social Media Jokes – Infographic

We all spend a lot of time immersed in social media these days, either perusing other people’s lives on Facebook, drooling with jealousy on Instagram or endlessly pondering how best to capture a moment in a 140 character Tweet. It’s pretty easy to get a little weighed down and to start taking it all a bit too seriously, which is why these social media jokes are great for lightening the mood.

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